i fucking hate your guts.

Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

I don’t know what you are but you sure as hell aren’t a father.

I come home early only to drop my mom’s phone in the vent and have her flip the fuck out on me.